Easter Grass = misery

I mean the stuff gets all over the place, and is impossible to clean up. Plus, your jelly beans get buried deep within the bowels of the Easter grass making it impossible to get them out without grabbing some of the grass. The result is that your candy pile ALWAYs contains a few strands of grass. Some say it is nostalgic. For me it is just dumbstalgic.

My suggestion: Use paper towels to line Easter baskets instead. Now it is EASY to get every last jelly bean out of the basket and into your candy pile.