3x

I got this body wash from Old Spice. You know the stuff. It's like soap only drippier, and you use a foam ball or lacey buff puff thingy to wash yourself with it.

This particular bottle of body wash says on it in large letters "3x as clean guaranteed".

How the wicket can they possibly make a claim like that? First of all, I didn't know there were levels of clean. I mean if you use soap I would say there is on level: "soapy clean." What else is there?

I can see saying something like "Extra clean guaranteed" because that is a sort of vague reference that no one would really pay attention to. But 3x as clean? It makes it sounds as if they did scientific tests involving 100s of adults in showers using a variety of soaps, and then a "clean measuring machine" to determine how much cleaner their wash enabled showerers to get.

This blog sucks. I'm done. It had potential but I ruined it. Sorry.

But be sure to tune in next week when my blog will be 3x funnier guaranteed!