Alert! Discrimination!
It's time we water drinkers join together to fight against the cold shoulder we receive in restaurants. Yes- any water drinker knows exactly what I am talking about.
Getting a refill is virtually impossible.
Go ahead. Test this out. But be prepared to go thirsty.
One day while out to lunch with friends, order a water instead of a soft drink. Your friends' soft drinks will be refilled before they even finish, while you'll have to ask 3 or 4 times before getting a single refill of water.
This discrimination stems from the erroneous idea that water drinkers are shorting their waiter. When it comes down to it, your tip will be approximately .29 cents smaller than the soda drinker's tip.
Next time I order a water I am going to hand the waiter .50 cents and say, "Keep the water coming pal. I just tipped you almost double what these soda payers will."
Then I'll for sure get all the water I want. And probably some waiter spit too.
Getting a refill is virtually impossible.
Go ahead. Test this out. But be prepared to go thirsty.
One day while out to lunch with friends, order a water instead of a soft drink. Your friends' soft drinks will be refilled before they even finish, while you'll have to ask 3 or 4 times before getting a single refill of water.
This discrimination stems from the erroneous idea that water drinkers are shorting their waiter. When it comes down to it, your tip will be approximately .29 cents smaller than the soda drinker's tip.
Next time I order a water I am going to hand the waiter .50 cents and say, "Keep the water coming pal. I just tipped you almost double what these soda payers will."
Then I'll for sure get all the water I want. And probably some waiter spit too.
posted by Jesse Harding | 1:35 PM
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