Dell Computers sues for ownership of children's song

In a lawsuit just slightly more bizarre than the one they have against Paul Dell, Dell computers insists they should own the children's song "Farmer in the Dell."

Citing paratism laws, Dell has issued a statement claiming ownership to the song that has been sung by children for decades.

"There's no way to calculate the damage this song has done to Dell Computers Inc's image." said a Dell spokesman. "We are not farmers. Farmers don't work for Dell. Farmers don't know anything about computers. They just know about chickens and corn. There is NO farmer in the Dell."

When asked what Dell plans to do with the beloved childrens tune, the spokesman went into another anti-Farmer fit, and then mentioned charging high royalties to any company who has published this song in the past, or who plans to publish it in the future.

"Dell works hard to be Dell. We can't have other Dell's trying to be Dell when we are Dell. Dell.. Dell! Dell dell dell dell dell..." said the spokesman while banging on his forehead with a laptop (a Dell).

Also on Dell's list of possible lawsuits is late Nascar driver Dale Earnhardt, and his son Jr. "We know it's spelled differently, but you say it the same. And for that reason it should belong to Dell. Dell doesn't race cars. People need to know that's not us." the spokesman argued.

FYI - This article is not true. None of it ever happened. Well except for the Paul Dell lawsuit. Ludicrous huh? Read about that here. Donate to Paul Dell here.