When Chuck Norris exercises, the machine gets stronger.
In a fight between Batman and Superman, the winner would be Chuck Norris.There's no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
Every story from every film Chuck Norris has been in has actually happened to him at some point in his life. The people he kills on screen really die.
Eating Cap'n Crunch does not hurt the top of Chuck Norris' mouth.
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posted by Jesse Harding | 2:08 PM
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Holy crap! 3 days in a row!
By the way, Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
Chuck Norris eats nails for breakfast, craps out lightning bolts, and bleeds pure pain.
Every night the Boogieman checks his closest for Chuck Norris.
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