I'm Finally the Best at Something

Found out today I hold a company-wide record. Unfortunately, it's not quite a good thing.

A few weeks ago, the network admin guys installed a sniffer server that can track employee activity online, such as streaming media, P2P, web site visits, etc. It even count and read your individual instant messages.

Apparently I am the top offender for instant messages in the company.

I find it hard to believe, because I have seen the amount of chatting that goes on around me.

Maybe it is that the quality of my chats is so much higher, that I earn a higher score. One of my chats is worth 15 of yours. Or perhaps I type so fast, that I am able to chat more in 2 minutes than my co-workers can in 2 hours. Or perhaps a terrorist has infiltertrated my computer security and is sending 100s o' messages daily to Osama, planning our destruction.

I'm not sure how I got the score, but it's just good to know I am the best at being bad. I'd like to thank my family, and the academy. Maybe I really do need one of those Bad to the Bone t-shirts I blogged a while back.

Your's Truly,
#1 playa hater