Today's stats
Time this blog was started: 11:48 am
Color of shirt I'm wearing: Blue with white stripes
Number of people I know named Tom: 1
Song I'm listening to: Can't Stop - Chili Peppers
What I can't stop doing: Eating Chili Peppers
Weather outside: Frightful
But the fire is: I don't have one here, but I like fire
Number of times I've eaten chinese food this week: 1
Number of times my wife asked me what the heck I ate for lunch because I stunk: 1
If I were a rich man: da da de do de do do do de do da da da da da
Hair status: Somewhat unicorn like
Time this blog was finished: 11:55 am

5 Comments:
Number of times I've poo'd my pants today: 2
Wow, you've really outdone yourself with this blog! Good jerb!
Number of times I've checked your blog: 4
I really need a life.
Number of people who looked at my blog 4 times yesterday: 1
This is an excellent blog. Number of times I'll be stealing this blog: 1
Thanks!
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