Sleep Naked

When I was a senior in highschool we had a buddy, Kurt, who played on the basketball team. We found out through his mother that the pep club (you know- the 50 girls who wanted to be cheerleaders but were not coordinated enough) was going to be kidnapping the basketball team members Saturday morning and taking them to breakfast.
This gave me an evil plan. It would never work would it? It might. If it did it would be perhaps the best prank ever.
Dmode and I went out with Kurt the night before. The conversation over dinner at Subway went something like this:
Blogdor: I've been getting the best sleep lately
Kurt: Why's that?
Blogdor: Dude- I've been sleeping nude.
Kurt: Like all the way nude?
Blogdor: Buck Naked!
Dmode: F!!! I sleep nude every night! I love it!
Kurt: Serious?
Blogdor: It is SO much more relaxing
Dmode: It just feels more natural
Blogdor: It's the best. I'll never sleep clothed again.
Kurt: (pondering)
After Kurt went home Dmode and I talked about our performance:
Dmode: Think it'll work?
Blogdor: Not a chance
The next day at around noon I get a call:
Caller: Thanks a lot you #&$(#!!!
Blogdor: Who may I ask is calling?
Caller: You know who it is you #&@*!!
Blogdor: Hold on, let me transfer your call
Caller: Did you sleep naked last night?
Blogdor: I always do
Caller: Whatever- nice job. I slept totally nude and at 6am Emily Cowley comes in and rips the blankets off me.
Blogdor: Into your bedroom?
Caller: No- the TV room
Blogdor: No- you slept nude on the couch?
Caller: Yeah
Blogdor: (dying laughing)
Caller: What?
Blogdor: Why on the couch?
Caller: It was hot in my room
Blogdor: So you are naked on the couch and in comes Emily and she rips off your blankie?
Caller: Yeah- Real funny prank you $&@**!!
Blogdor: You slept naked on your couch. hahahahahaha