Funniest story ever

So the other day my 4-year-old son Kyle was singing as he played with his pirate action figures. My wife peaked her head in and realized he was singing the opening to "The Hello Song" which is a children's church song.

You may recognze it. It's the one that goes, "Hello Hello Hello Hello we welcome you today". If you don't know it and want to hear it you can listen here.

So as I was saying, my wife hears Kyle singing the first part of the song and thinks, "awwww, Kyle is singing church songs." She peakes her head in to hear the rest and this is what she hears:

"Hello Hello Hello Hello, this is my EVIL BATTLE."

"What did you say Kyle?"

"Battle mom. This is my Evil Battle."

Classic Kyle-ism.