Fluorescent Lights
Who came up with fluorescent lights? What conversation went on in the creation of these lights?
Designer 1: "We need a light that shows blemishes and faults in anything that is under it."
Designer 2: "It should make the fittest, tannest person look pasty and fat"
Designer 1: "And should give you a headache if you are under it for to long."
Manager: "Also- what if it had a very awkward shaped and sized bulb?"
Designer 1: "Yeah yeah! Let's make it two bulbs, and to put them into the light socket you have fit two tiny pins into a slot and twist it just right."
Designer 2: "Could we give it a slight hum? Quiet enough that you don't notice it but just loud enough to be annoying."
Manager: "Well I think we have a winning idea here gentlemen. The only thing that could make this light better would be if it could explode on the slightest contact and shoot glass shards and strange toxic powder everywhere."
Designers 1 and 2: "Done and done!"
posted by Jesse Harding | 1:23 PM
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