Home Depot - Where do you park?
You can tell a lot about a person by finding out where they park at the Home Depot.
1- If you park near the exit door
You are a planner. The future is always on your mind. You'd rather make a small sacrifice now (long walk), for a greater reward later (short walk with a cart). You probably have a savings account. You like grilled chicken.
2- If you park near the enter door
You live in the now. Saving time in the future doesn't matter to you as much as saving time right this second. You feel the future is unsure, and would rather reap your reward instantly. You probably eat a lot of microwave food, and use a credit card often.
3- If you park near the exit door and ENTER through the exit door
You think that rules do not apply to you. You like to have your cake and eat it too. You probably park in handicapped spots, use the car pool lane when you are alone, and kill puppies.
4- If you've never noticed the Home Depot parking dilemna, or just take the first open spot you see
You are a simple minded fool.
5- If you don't go to Home Depot
You don't know how to live.
posted by Jesse Harding | 11:59 AM
8 Comments:
This is great. But what if you don't go to home depot?
Good point - just added that
most of the time I am #1...but sometimes #3...never #5...that is Liz
I think I'm a cross between 3 and 4. Though, I don't kill puppies it's really hard when I know I'm going to find exactly what I want just behind the checkout lines.
I have all the makings of a terrible person, but usually I avoid it.
Shaun
Great post! It's about time someone addressed this important issue. It really ticks me off everytime I go there.
Um, you forgot to address those of us who would love to scope out the HD parking lot looking for the perfect place but wisely park next to the big orange carts (specifically the big orange car carts)... I would like to think that I am a planner in that sense. I have a kid, I'm already crazy enough to take that crazy kid to HD by myself- so I better park next to the carts.
Jeany- I would put that as a sub category of a #1. You are planning ahead, but in a different way. Plus, you don't kill puppies.
I didn't say I never went to the Home Depot. I was just wondering about people who don't. I got to HD at least twice a month. And I don't even own a home! that's just plain crazy! And I always park in the middle. I go in the entrance, go out the exit, see all the store in between.
On another note, I admit to having thoughts of hurting puppies...
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