Sneaky Old Man

I can't wait until I'm old enough that I can break the rules and no one will care cause they'll just figure I'm senile.

Last night while placing an order for a couple of tasty shakes at the Arctic Circle drive-thru, an old man in a Lincoln pulled right in front of us and headed up to the window.

Now we had waited at least 10 minutes to order so I was curious as to what this guy thought he was doing. I figured he was looking for an exit.

Nope- as I rounded the corner and headed up to the window, I saw him holding out money for the cashier. He then was given a large tasty shake, and he sped off.

When I arrived at the window, I asked the cashier if the guy in the Lincoln had just cut in front of all of us. "Yeah- he was like 80 so I didn't want to tell him no."

Good job old man- in about 50 years I'll be joining you as the guy who can fart in public, shoplift, make crewd jokes and cut in line with out getting in trouble.