The BEST blog post ever throughout time in the world ever

This is it folks! The post you've been waiting for. The BEST blog post
ever throughout time in the world ever. The best everererer.

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is the blog post you are going to print out and hang at your desk. This
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This is also the post that you'll laugh about on your way to the grocery
store. You'll memorize this post. You might write a song about it. You
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This blog post will make you popular.

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This post will make you a better listener.

If this post is the last post you read before you die, it will not be a
sad death because at least you got to read this post. If you die before
reading this post, I feel SO sorry for you.