I'm flattered

Stevo, renowned artist and blogger, has created a new piece of art work in my honor.

Well- he didn't actually say that, but still he named it after me, so that's pretty cool.

Check it:

Ode to the Frosty

Frosty
How delicious thou art
Just the right amount of chocolate
Mixed with frozen creamy goodness

If only thou camest in Biggie size

Ducks

Yesterday I was chillin' in Soffe's front yard when all of a sudden 2 mallards came in for a landing on his neighbor's lawn. They flew right towards us at about head level.

"Duck!" I yelled.

It was awesome.

Tried the new Baja Blast Mtn Dew

http://www.bajablast.com/

Come on Mtn Dew! Stop making new flavors. The only one anyone likes is the original. These other flavors make your original flavor not taste as good. I mean "Live Wire"? Tastes just like Orange Crush.

Now Amp. Amp I like. It is like regular Mtn Dew in a cooler small can with an XBOX logo on it.

peace

Happy Wednesday

Fast service, friendly staff, low low prices.

Annette's chocolate gummy bears

No matter how "good" you think you are going to be today, you will not be able to resist one of Annette's chocolate gummy bears. They sit there on the tray next to the chocolate turtles. Beckoning. "I am small. Eat me." And then you do. And next thing you know your stomach is full and you are pushing a little fat kid out of the line to grab the last few.

Who Cares

Saw a guy walking into the gym today. He had on black spandex and a shirt that read:

www.com

WHO CARES

?

To all you wannabes

stop your perpitratin'

Clarification

Sorry- actually I meant this sticker:



LOL - when I was searching for that I found this one:



Now THAT has classy written all over it.

Calvin Repents

Does anyone know where to get these stickers?



I'm fixin to put one on my Chevy.

Scattered

Department of Commerce
Corporation Division
12:35 pm 5/5/5

Saltsa

It would be salsa but with the salty chips smashed up in it. You eat it with a spoon. It's gonna be huge.

I like the zoo

Finally they are fixing up Hogle Zoo to make it less crappy and more rad. The new amphitheater rocks. The Elephant Encounter will be done in June (not May as previously advertised). Next will be the Big Cat area which should be done in 2006.

Between this, the Living Sea Aquarium (if they ever get funding), and the new Children's Museum (are they still building that at the Gateway?) Utah is going to be a cool place to be a kid. Again. For the first time.

mmmmmmmmbye

Have you ever noticed that some people say "mmmmmbye" instead of just "bye"? Where did that come from? I always thought it was just my boss in highschool, but lately I have noticed others. Lots of others. One interesting thing I noticed is that many of them work in the landscape profession, or professions similar to that such as fencing, curbing, stucco work, etc. There may or may not be anything to that. You be the judge.

Countdown

to Cinco de Mayo