Die you filthy ants! DIE!!!

Great fun.
http://www.jointheantfarm.com

mmmm Toast

You know that Pepperidge Farm bread, that stuff is fancy. That stuff is wrapped twice. You open it, and then still ain't open. That's why I don't buy it, I don't need another step between me and toast.
- Mitch Hedberg
 

Goaolgle

Rumor has it Google may purchase AOL.

One theory is they would be buying AOL for their "great content". Let's hope it's actually just to stop Gates from buying them because me likey white, ad/spam/crap free Google.

http://www.macworld.com/news/2005/10/13/aol/index.php

Angela Merkel as "Magenta" in the new "Blue's Clues" movie

Read the story

Hahaha - how things have changed

I guess there still may be people who believe this but I laughed out loud as I read this "Flash is Evil" article from 1999:

http://www.dack.com/web/flash_evil.html

Some favorite quotes:

"Macromedia says Flash is "the solution for producing and delivering high-impact web sites." It's also a solution for making your site highly annoying and downright unusable. "

"Incorporating Flash into an HTML page or splash screen is bad, but entire sites built with Flash are positively evil because they make the Web much less usable."

In response I created this Flash

I mean come on- how can you say a program that let's me make a movie like that in 30 seconds sucks?

Priest/Fantasy writer calls Harry Potter gay

"I didn't set out to offend. I'm a priest and I'm very careful about not offending people."

http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/10/06/potter.gay.reut/index.html

It's true

"We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce
the complete works of Shakespeare; thanks to the Internet, we now know
that's not true."

- Robert Wilensky, 1996

True that- but hey have you seen that Star Wars kid video? It ROCKS!

Poor Bush

Now all the conservatives are asking him if he is a liberal, and the
liberals still think he's an idiot. You just can't win pal.